The loved up newly engaged couple slobber all over each other outside the factory as Kirk sees Fiz off.

From the garage, Tyrone watches scowling as they wave each other off.

As the factory door closes behind Fiz, Tyrone calls out to Kirk, 'Enjoy your spot on the telly last night did you?'

Kirk beams, 'What? I was on telly? Last night? Really? Brilliant!', then as his steam powered brain begins to near normal operating speed (i.e., slow) he asks, 'Wait a minute. What was I on?'

Tyrone triumphantly tells him, 'The local news crime slot! There you were large as life on TV nicking a ring from that jewellers in the precinct!' Kirk blusters, 'How do you know it was me?' Tyrone smirks, 'Let me see, same hair, same walk.... same leather jacket! Fancy stealing your engagement ring!'

Kirk pleads, 'You're not going to tell Fiz are you?' Ty twists the knife as he replies, 'Too right but even better than that, 'I'm going to grass you up to the police!' Kirk lurches away, panic stricken.

A shaken Kirk asks Les what it was really like in prison.

'Dark days Kirky lad,' Les intones, 'Dark days.' Kirk asks him if there were any robbers in there.

Les tells yes and that most of them are petty criminals who get sorted out by the hard cases pretty fast. 'I'd do alright in there though, wouldn't I?' asks Kirk.

Les laughs, 'You? No mate, you wouldn't even last five minutes in there.' Kirk looks even more desperate.

A panic stricken Kirk calls Fiz's mobile and leaves a voicemail message begging her to meet him in the ginnel as soon as possible.

'Please, come quick darling!'

Fiz finds Kirk in the ginnel and he's in a terrible state as he tells her he is on the run from the police, 'There's only one thing for it, I have to get away!'

Fiz, unable to believe her ears, asks where he thinks he is going to go. He replies, 'Where all the criminals go. Spain!' LOL! Clearly Kirk now considers himself the equivalent of a gangland boss!

She tells him, 'You can't go to Spain Kirk. You can't even speak any Spanish.' Tearfully he tells her, 'I'll get by. I can't go to prison Fiz. Les has told me all about it. I'm too pretty!' She cries, 'But I won't know where you are?'

He tells he tearfully, 'I'll come back and get you. Wait for me?' and then disappears into the night.