Les is awakened by Fiz knocking furiously on the door. She asks him if Kirk came back last night. A bleary eyed Les snaps, 'It doesn't look like it, does it?' Fiz wails, 'He could be freezing out on the moors!' As Les closes the door behind her he turns to find....

...Kirk creeping down the stairs. Les exclaims, 'Some fugitive you are!' Kirk wails, 'I couldn't do it! I hated being on the run!' Les tells him to run after her but Kirk refuses, 'I'm supposed to look hard. It doesn't make you sound very hard when you tell someone you missed your duvet!'

Kirk finally meets up with Fiz and Tyrone in the cafe.

He tells them that he's been down to the cop shop turning himself in, because he couldn't face life on the run.

His friends are astounded when he tells them that he turned himself in, and Kirk assumes that it's because Fiz is disappointed in him saying, 'I'm not a romantic hero to you anymore.'

'It's not that you pillock!! We risked ourselves being banged up!'

Fiz tells him. 'We took the ring back didn't we, so it didn't look like it was missing!' Tyrone adds. 'And then you needn't have stayed on the run.' 'But you've gone and confessed, so we can be done as well,'

Tyrone says. 'Oh great, how are we going to get out of this?'

Fiz wonders.

At the police station, Kirk confirms with Fiz that all he has to do is retract his statement and all should be clear.

Unfortunately she gives Kirk just a little too much information for his limited brain to process.

The same officer who took Kirk's statement the other night comes in to see him and asks if he's there to confess to stealing the Crown Jewels. 'No, I've come to retract me statement,' Kirk says.

'Go on, what is it this time? Beaten out of you was it? Psychological torture, sensory deprivation?' the officer asks.

'Uh, no. I thought you were all very nice actually. It's just that my girlfriend took the ring back, and so now there's no longer a crime?' Kirk gleefully recounts, to Fiz's obvious displeasure.

'Have I said that wrong?'